Why NFL pre-game shows stink

I am not a fan of NFL pre-game shows. Judging by the response my columnĀ NFL Pre-Game Shows Are Putrid has received, few people are. In the immortal words of analyst Terry Bradshaw, “I just like to catch fish, I don’t care if it weighs half a pound or 10 pounds. But I can’t do a lot of casting. I can work a jig or a worm. But not for long, especially if the big ones are biting. Those big bass will make it hurt after a while.” I am pretty sure he said that in reference to the Colts-Jets game last week.