This video was created by comedian Richard Feliciano, who was a sketch writing classmate of mine at Upright Citizens Brigade as well as the designer of this site. I have a cameo in the middle of the video as an old-timey sportswriter. I also return for a moment near the end. My character was inspired by the old rummies ESPN used to trot out every weekend on The Sports Reporters.
The moral of the video: Lay off the steroids, kids.