The perfect urinal

Hey Castaway Restaurant in Burbank, just want to let you know – love your men’s room. Excellent urinal separation and fantastic urinal divider depth. Some of the finest bathroom architecture I have ever seen. Thank you for not packing us in like cattle, and thank you for virtually eliminating any chance of eye contact. I feel like this bathroom was designed by Larry David, and I mean that with all due respect. I look forward to many happy returns.

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Joe Donatelli
Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles
  • silver

    It’s practically a voting booth. Finally, peeing and the electoral process have been placed on an even footing!

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