The best part of dinner was when the tagliatelle launched my mouth into space


After I told the waiter that I did not have enough money to purchase a pasta dish that included a combustion chamber and and exhaust nozzle, he informed me that rocket was a type of cheese. Well, didn’t I feel like the butt of a joke in a New Yorker cartoon.

Joe Donatelli
Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles

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