Soren Calls Out My Hoodie

Congratulations on having women who like you, or at least like Bruce Willis and that makes you tolerable. My one question is this: Did you really wear a hoodie sweatshirt to this event? The photo you used, suggests that, yes, you did indeed.

I realize that a bald man must keep his head warm at the cost of aesthetics, and I realize that you were going into it from an objective perspective.. but I still don’t think sweat clothing is appropriate for a date of any kind. If you still don’t agree, I suggest you ask yourself this: if a woman showed up wearing a hoodie sweatshirt to a speed-date you’d expect the pockets to be filled with used Kleenex and Theraflu, wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you, Joe? Other than that, I really liked the article, and I hope something good comes out of it. By the way, my favorite X-Men is Xavier and my favorite M.A.S.K. character was the bald one with the kickass Jeep. Go figure.

Tough as Nails,

Joe responds: That photo was taken while wine tasting in Napa. You can’t tell from the photo, but I am not wearing any pants.

Joe Donatelli
Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles

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