Site: How to beat up anything

The name of the site pretty much sums things up. Special thanks to reader Selena C. for passing it along. My favorite passage, which is taken from the site’s “Arsenal” section:

If you ever find yourself in a Roman coliseum, about to fight multiple enemies for the amusement of a blood-thirsty crowd, whatever you do, don’t pick the “weighted throwing net” as your weapon. I’m pretty sure it’s not even a real weapon, just something they made up and tossed in the pile to mess you up. You’d have better luck using a rolling desk chair with a sawblade taped to it, it’s just as practical.

That’s just good advice. 

Joe Donatelli
Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles

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