Published Work

These are select articles. I have had hundreds published in dozens of publications. If you are an editor, I have freelanced before, but I am currently on staff as the Senior Writer at Los Angeles.


Take the Los Angeles Subway Tour of New York City (LA Mag)

If I Die In this Whole Foods Parking Lot: A Letter to My Family (LA Mag)

There Are a Lot of Girly Magazines In Our Nation’s Woods: A Special Report (Playboy)

Hidden Images in 5 Presidential Portraits (Playboy)

Why You Are Wrong (The Humor Columnist)

Yes, Engagement Photos Are a Thing, and Yes, We Got Them (Salon)

What No One Tells You About Being Robbed (Cracked)

I Want to Eat Your Baby (Babble)


The Story Behind the Most Inescapable Billboard in Los Angeles (LA Mag)

Are Libertarians Crazy Cultists Who Should Be Drowned? A Special Investigation (Playboy)

A Conversation with Gary Johnson about the Politics of Spinelessness (Playboy)

Please, Do Not Tip Your Server (Slate)


We Can’t Have the Same Arguments at Thanksgiving This Year (LA Mag)

Don’t You Dare Unfriend People Right Now (LA Mag)

We Have Never Been Prouder to Live in California (LA Mag)

I Would Like to Weigh in On CoverGirl’s New CoverBoy on Behalf of the Mansplaining Patriarchy (LA Mag)

The Moral Case for Prop 64 (LA Mag)

Here Are Those Celeb Nudes You’re Looking for (Playboy)

My Apologies to the Whole Foods Crowd (Reason)


All of the Reasons Not to Vote for Each Presidential Candidate


Los Angeles Magazine Archive

Cracked Archive

Playboy Archive


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