Popular business or sex shop?

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I started this list while getting my oil changed today at EZ Lube. Please feel free to add your own in the comments section.

Popular business or sex shop?
EZ Lube
Jiffy Lube
Bed Bath & Beyond
TJ Maxx
The Gap
Mellon Financial Corporation
Goldman Sachs
Procter & Gamble
Johnson & Johnson
Marathon Oil
Lehman Brothers Holdings
Washington Mutual
Occidental Petroleum
Illinois Tool Works
BJ’s Wholesale Club
Dick’s Sporting Goods
And my personal favorite … Wachovia

Joe Donatelli
Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles
  • What, no Fudruckers?! Oh man… prior to my teenage years, just the mention of that fine establishment would send me into giggles fueled by pure titillation. Now it just seems like a stupid idea for cheap jokes.

    And what’s with this “Jr” Carl’s talking about. He doesn’t happen to live in Carl’s pants does he??

  • Joe Donatelli

    Yes, Fuddruckers. A natural. So obvious I missed it.

    I like Carl’s Jr. Even better — I like The Carl’s Junior Jr.

    I am not sure what that would even be.

  • Ed Galvez

    Pink Taco, Hooters and International House of Poopfetish

  • Joe Donatelli

    “International House of Poopfetish” … ah, yes, IHOP.

  • Doug

    Thornton Mellon’s Big & Fat

  • Doug

    Carl’s Jr. Junior? Sound’s like Carl’s ins’t Jewish.

    Forskin joke or genital herpes joke: which is funnier?

  • Megan

    What about Big Peckers? GREAT restaurant in Ocean City, MD.

  • Joe Donatelli

    Doug — this list encompasses non-Rodney Dangerfield owned fictional businesses. Also, foreskin joke every time.

    Megan — My friends and I would go to that kind of place just so we can say, for the rest of the week, “Let’s get some more Big Peckers” while giggling like idiots. These restaurants have these names for a reason.

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