Man charged with shooting lawnmower

I love everything about this story.

Here is the lede:

A 57-year-old south side man, who might have been struggling with a hangover, is charged today with shooting his lawn mower with a sawed-off shotgun.

Special thanks to loyal reader Amelia B. for the tip.

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Joe Donatelli
Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles
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