Cleveland Cavs star LeBron James went on Larry King and said nice things about the Los Angeles Clippers and this sinkhole opened in downtown Cleveland. Or Guatemala. Whatever. All I know is that if LeBron James leaves Cleveland, the economy, or LeBronomy, if you will, is going to fail. One guy is keeping the city’s entire tax base above the water. At least, that’s what everyone on ESPN Radio is saying, because apparently the nation learned everything it knows about economics from the Cleveland tourism video.