JWoww in the confessional

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This was the highlight of the fourth episode of Jersey Shore, Season 2, which aired tonight. JWoww enters the confessional booth and says nothing. Just stands there. Like Wonder Woman. Breasts out. Never ducks down. Never offers a word of advice. Does not get in on the Girl Power Shout Fest. The girls are pissed at the guys, and for good reason. And JWoww puts the boys out there. This is her statement. The boys speak for her, as if to say, “This house has been torn asunder, in the same manner that all of my tops are torn asunder.”

Joe Donatelli
Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles

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