I Voted

I just got back from voting. My polling place is inside a resident’s garage on a suburban street in the San Fernando Valley. I arrived around 9:30 AM and the place was humming with activity, but not crowded. I only had to wait about a minute to vote. 

I overheard one of the poll workers say that Tony Danza and Scott Baio also vote at my polling station. Of course, this made my morning. It was everything I could do not to turn to the poll worker and say, “You know, as Danza votes, so votes Scott Baio. Then once you’ve locked in the Baio vote, the Willie Aames vote falls nicely into place.”