George Washington hunts zombies

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George Washington cannot tell a lie. He loves hunting zombies. In this wonderful painting, by SharpWriter, George Washington hunts zombies the way he founds successful democracies — like it’s the thing he was born to do. Why is he in a prison? Why is we wearing red, white and blue pants? Where are Jefferson and Madison? I don’t care, as long as the founding father of our country is keeping those brain-eating bastards at bay.

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Joe Donatelli
Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles
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