Future governor of New York?

Here is an amazing story from reader/friend/recent birthday girl Kelly S. about a 13-year-old from Texas who stole his dad’s credit card to buy a pair of hookers. Yes, a pair — because one hooker would just be boring. In true 13-year-old fashion, the kid and his friends played “Halo” on Xbox with the hookers all night in a motel room.

Best line of the article:

Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.

I can’t vouch for the authenticity of the article — there are not many links to this story and authorities usually don’t release the names of minors. In fact, if I had to guess, it probably isn’t true. But let’s pretend it is, just because it makes the world more interesting today.

Joe Donatelli
Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles

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