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Conservatives for Obama! Wha-wha-what!?!

Why isn’t Obama up 20?

If only I lived in New Hampshire

Man hugs

Barack William Hussein Jefferson Obama Clinton

John McCain was told there would be no math

Fullback: Football’s forgotten position

The biggest little games

Surf’s up: Los Angeles fans do indeed love pro football, but they have better things to do than sit around and worry about landing a new team

The Carson show

Enough is never enough

Speed and a smile

When PDF means pretty darn fast

A hole-in-one, high-tech solution

Peanut butter and someone else’s jelly

BigCabinet is big idea

Corporate express helps clients save … d’oh!

Lean and loving it

Redesign is valuable

Service a la carte

Moving toward HIPPA compliance

Making the right mailing moves

Be a viking
By the authority vested in me

Ohio Today

Fans, let’s do this again soon!
Sunny side up

ESPN

So what does your wife do? She plays pro basketball


Scripps Howard News Service

Columns
The case against commitment (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Friends and lovers (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
The spruce truce (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Smile, brother, smile (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Kids table manifesto (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Puppy practice (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Don’t play it straight (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Love and airports (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Definition of a date (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
The state of the date (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Bald new world (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Still single? You’re not alone (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)

The Gay Old Party (Gay Opinion Blog)
Nightclubs still hold the same offbeat characters (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Short people got no reason to date (TCPalm)
A tall order (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Where tumbleweeds, bowling pins roam (Corpus Christi Caller-Times)
My battle with the 12-minute mile (Fine Living)
Karaoke crimes (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Disco dopes (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
Brush your teeth, Courvoisier!
The war on drugs starts at Foot Locker (Cannibis News)
D’Oh! Other shows not even close to ‘Simpsons’
Commercial causes wingman strategy to crash (Naples Daily News)

Sports
Off-field violence plaguing NFL (ESPN)
Mother knows best (Kitsap Sun)
Kwan and Slutskaya skate for gold (Seattle Post-Intelligencer)
Little League is true national pasatiempo for Bronx Bombers (South Coast Today)
ESPN at 20: It’s come a long way, baby (ESPN)

Features
Floats follow a yearlong road to creation (Seattle Post-Intelligencer)
Looking fore! a career change (Fine Living)
My battle with the 12-minute mile (Fine Living)
Everybody loves kickball

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Letter to the editor

Do you have what it takes to be a freelancer?

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Three cheers for eTV

What they’re saying about Reason magazine
The birth of the nuppie

 

Living instead of learning ethics 

 

KPFK radio interview

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