Behold: The Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack.
According to the website KegWorks (best website ever?): “There are 12 insulated holsters and each one holds a single 12-ounce can. Next time you’re tailgating, camping or attending a BYOB party you can avoid those long, thirsty walks back to the cooler or the fridge by keeping a plethora of your favorite canned beers right on your chest. Warning: Wearing this holster may result in your friends using you as a human pack mule that exclusively carries beer.”
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